darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
age 9: preston’s mom is getting us tropical smoothie, yes!!!!!!
age 19: bro, PLEASE smoke me out. please smoke me out. if you dont come over and pack a bowl for me for free you might as well put a bullet in my head, please bro I need this
reblog if you wish you could go back to the old days
umok:
Nigella Lawson and Susan Sarandon are two sexy old bitches I would fuck 💯
im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride
the fact that theres my dream thing out there on ebay but i’ll never find it cos its listed as like “girl jmuper”
Most major consequence of growing up on (good) tumblr is being so unimpressed with any moodboard because you’ve seen literally every single image on it at least once in your life. The people like spring2000 and larchcoin who took the time to upload all this archival fashion stuff irreparably altered the course of the culture because you see those photos recycled on every single app ad infitum and now teenagers wanna wear hysteric glamour and undercover
men don’t tap dance with a little tophat and a cane like they used to
